Pig Racing Grand National
The usual option of Crayford bags was this week forsaken for the local offering.
Round Wiltshire, you just close off the main road through the village, put up a few barriers and upturned brooms….
….waylay the nearest trailer that was heading off to slaughter…
…set up a suspiciously looking professional Tote…
…and race the little buggers.
Yes it’s a bit unprofessional that a bloke with a woodern board has to walk behind them to stop them running backwards…
…and the water jump is seen more of a drinks break than a hazard…
…but it is still a great way to promote your charcuterie business.
PS I also won more money at this than I have ever won at the dogs.
PPS The 20% of the Tote went to Swindon Alzheimer’s.
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