Saturday 25 June 2016

Blazing Saddleworth


Saddleworth Rangers v Dewsbury Celtic

Off Sowerby Bridge in the sunshine.


Into Huddersfield, with my onward Pacer lurking at the far end of the train shed.


A bounce down the big hill to Mossley.


From the station, it was an climb up to the north part of down.  The oxygen became thinner but the views became spectacular.


This was my destination, the wonderful Fleece Inn, although the town was in turmoil as the main road was being resurfaced.


On first impressions, it appeared this was a Titanic tie, a little piece of Stafford in Brook Bottom.  However, the landlord explained he had takeover weekend from breweries, and last weekend was Titanic which was just eking out.  For politeness, I cleared all five.


Next stop was the cheese shop in town.


A relatively sparse selection for the day of Yorkshire Blue, Singleton's Beacon Fell, a potters pie and a stuffed pork belly ball.  The snacks of kings.


I wandered back down the hill, passed the football ground, that for some reason I didn't get any photos of.  I did however, get a birds eye view of my next stop, the Britania Inn, which was cleared with a Robinson's - Bonjeuros.


Next was the Commercial, which was guide listed even though it only had one stick.  I take it that is because it is a Greenfield stick.


This was the first weekend post the Brexit vote, and with it now being that the fuckwits and bigots are the electoral majority, the new order was already in place.


It was a more capable 156 for the journey back up the hill.


This took me to Greenfield.  It is the first stop off on the Transpennine real ale trail, where groups of lager drinking Mancs, moan about how rank proper beer is, so start necking shots and pissing like pre-race greyhounds.


There are three guide pubs in the town.  Firstly a wander to the King William for a Nook - Blonde and to watch the challenge cup quarter final.


Next, back to the Wellington for a Twisted Oak - Sheriff Fatman.  The town is surrounded by brooding hillsides, and is most well known for being where the Moors Murderers buried their victims.


Although this entertainment sounded tempting...


...instead I was heading here.


A narrow set of steps took me down...


...to what turned out to be the station car park, a good couple of hundred yards from the station itself, but the nearest flat land, which also hosted the rugby ground.


Saddleworth Rangers 44 v Dewsbury Celtic 6, - National Conference League, Division Two.


Saddleworth Rangers were founded in the 1930s, Originally with the Oldham League, they moved into the Pennine League before the re-organisation with the BARLA conference set up.


Dewsbury were founded in 1879 by exiles from the great famine, originally as the Shamrocks.  They had a flirtation with football, before returning to play rugby league.  This coincided with the change to the current name, and the joining of the Northern Union.   They were one of the leading amateur sides, but now they lag behind many of the other sides in the Dewsbury area.  They one of the early converts to summer rugby.


The ground is in a lovely wooded glade at the foot of the valley.


The main feature is this stand.


Saddleworth took the lead.


Duly converting.


There was a fair sized crowd, seeing as this was a division 2 amateur game.


Some had arrived by more eco-friendly means.


The owners being perhaps not the most effective distribution of ball boys around the pitch.


The main stand, with a splinter game in progress.


Saddleworth continued the scoring.


The game finishing 44-6.


The final guide pub is the railway, which was hellish as it is right outside the station so was full of Mancs starting off on the ale train.  They have a decent selection of ales, I had a house Out of Steam, but it was awful.


The platform was rammed full of half cut ale-trailers, so I swerved to the bus stop instead.


A much more sedate bird to freedom.


This meant I could jump out at Dobcross.


Home of the Guide Navigation Inn, where I had an hour, so took in a Theakstons - Black Bull and a Dark Smooth.


I was on the next bus.  


This goes right up over the moors.


Although it was one of the sunnier days, they were still less than inviting.


I was off in Marsden.


The main centre is just off the main road, and is home to the Riverhead brewery tap.


Needless to say, all their offerings were cleared.


From here, there was no option but a train move.  Hellish both for traction and clientele. 


Everyone piled off at Huddersfield, so I carried on to the more sociable Mirfield.  


A quick stop off at the adjacent and ever excellent Navigation tavern for Mallinsons - Herkules Mosaic.


Back to the station for a Victoria via Brighouse service.


Back into Sowerby, with a short wait at the station refreshment rooms with a Saltaire - Pride, and the returning Scarborough Spa Express.




Thursday 23 June 2016

Bigoted Racist Fuckwits


Durham v Yorkshire, County Championship.

Although I'd moved to Yorkshire, I was still registered to vote in Swindon, as suprisingly, it is the more marginal constituency.  Today was voting day for the European Referendum, so I'd taken the day off work to head back down south to vote.

I headed off into Leeds first thing.  The forecast was for heavy rain, but instead the sun was beating down.  It was at this point that I reconsidered my day.  Can I really be bothered to spend 8 hours on a train for a vote that is going to be a landslide, after all, even the racist biggots can't be stupid enough to vote for economic suicide?

So instead I headed northwards, as it was the final day of a county championship game between Durham and Yorkshire, nicely poised with Durham having a lead of 260 and one remaining wicket of their second innings.

A TPE service was had to Durham, where a quick stop for provisions, was followed by a bus move to Chester-Le-Street, on the swishest double decker bus I've been on.


The best thing about the riverside is that it is in the middle of knowhere.  This means you can easily stash cans at the fence on the far side, and go and collect them when you get in.  

I was very pleased with my work, until the bloke on the gate didn't even bother to search my bag.



I went and collected the stashed eight pack, to go with the permitted four I had taken in.  With this, was the purchases I'd got from the outstanding cheese stall in Durham indoor market.



Firstly, Weardale, a local crumbly cheese produced in one of the old workshops of Harperley Prisoner of War Camp.



Next True Gritt, a farmhouse Cheddar, with a gritty texture  created by the salt crystalising in the cheese over time.

Below this is Cahills - Porter, a brown waxed truckle made with plain Irish porter.



Continuing the beer theme is the Admiral Collinwood, a semi-soft cheese washed in Newcastle Brown Ale and named after local hero Admiral Cuthbert Collingwood who fought alongside Nelson at the Battle of Trafalgar. 



Next a Durham Camembert from Parlour Made, a local produce more well known for their Mordon range.



Finally something European, with Brebirousse d'Argental from the Rhone-Alps, a soft ripened sheep’s milk cheese with an orange rind, coming from annato being sprinkled onto the cheese during maturation.



Unfortunately, the last wicket Durham partnership put on another 70, to leave Yorkshire chasing 330.  They made a good fist of it, getting a hundred quickly, but the loss of Lees and Lythe quickly after lunch, also saw the quick departure of Balance, so they holed out for the draw instead.



I headed home, for the last evening before world politics turned to shit.